Coal Soap from the North Pole

Naughty or nice? 

Looks like you --- or someone you know --- landed on Santa's naughty list this year.  Good thing for you, he has a BIG heart;  so, even though he is giving you 'lumps of coal' --- they are made of the highest quality ingredients and magically turned into a great cleansing soap.  He thought of everything and packaged them in a sisal exfoliating pouch so you can use them up to the last drop.  They even come packaged with a hand-signed tag from Santa himself.  

Ingredients:  olive oil, virgin organic coconut oil, grapeseed oil, distilled water, sodium hydroxide, castor oil, activated charcoal, white kaolin clay, fragrance, biodegradable plant-based glitter

Soap net wt:  3 oz/85 g